Ohshc x Male! Reader Chapter 3

Chapter 3: A day in the life of a host

[Y/n]’s Pov

I groaned slightly as I sat up in bed and I stretched as I trudged into the bathroom looking at myself in the mirror as I smiled at my terrible reflection. I ran a hand through my hair as I stripped myself of my clothing and turned on the shower. I hummed softly as I lathered my hands with shampoo and ran them through my hair. After thoroughly washing myself clean I got out and drying hair and myself off with the towel. I combed my hair until it was laid in perfect symmetry, I brushed my teeth and walked out getting my uniform out of the closet I slipped it on and grabbed my bag before walking downstairs.

‘Only 1 more day until I turn 15, but if I’m really the youngest than how old is Honey-Senpai?’ I thought to myself as I poured myself some [Juice] in a [F/c] cup since I had to go out and buy some more coffee. I sat in the chair in the corner of them living room with my drink, this chair belonged to my mother she always sat in it while I would sit in her lap as she told me stories. I sighed and ran my [S/c] hand on the arm of the chair, as I began finishing the rest of my [Juice] and stood up placing my cup in the sink. My grandparents are sleeping right now so I left closing the door softly making my way to the Academy.

A black limousine pulled up right beside me as I felt a little suspicious I stood in place still alert in case I needed to defend myself. The tinted window rolled down revealing Hikaru and Kaoru and I stared at them with a dull yet questioning expression. They started looking uncomfortable; “Jeez I thought we broke that emotionless demeanor” the one with the higher voice spoke. I sighed holding my arm looking at them, “You really think that’s all it takes?” I asked quietly and they smirked at each other. “Get in the car” they said with a devilish twinkle in their eyes. “I’d rather bathe in the blood of my enemies” I say as I turned away from the car. “You know it wasn’t a choice” they both said in unison as they opened the door and pulled me inside the limo.

----Boring timeskip brought by Symbiosis----

‘Why do these things always seem to happen to me?’ I wondered as we walked down the hallway, each twin stood by my side as we walked to class. Haruhi was sitting at her usual seat and the twins took their seats, one twin on each side of her and I took my seat at the back of the classroom. The teacher at the front of the classroom began to teach about the beginnings of Nomadic and Agricultural Societies. ‘This is a very boring subject’ I thought to myself writing down notes as I glanced at the board to keep up with the teacher with his nervous and fast speaking. I had yet to realize I was dozing off until he called my name to answer a question. “Mr.[Lastname] can you explain Symbiosis in vivid detail for the class please?” he asked me and so my anxiety began to take over. ‘I don’t want to embarrass myself in front of snobbish, petty, annoying as-‘my thoughts were interrupted by him asking again.

“Mr.[Lastname] please answer” he said nervously I sighed silently and everyone looked at me with an expecting look on all of their faces “Symbiosis defined by the Dictionary as any interdependent or mutually beneficial relationship between two persons, groups, etc, portrayal of another Western professional on nomads and pastoralism, Khazanov's classification system is the conveying modern approach, cataloging nomadic forms according to a society’s magnitude of migratory mobility, the primacy of specific animals in producing their subsistence products, and the level of symbiosis between nomadic and settled agricultural societies. He later categorizes pastoralists into five types, ranging from pure pastoral nomadism to semi-nomadic pastoralism, semi-sedentary pastoralism, also distant-pastures husbandry and seasonal transhumance” I said keeping my gaze down at my notes and the room was dead silent. “Thank you very much Mr.[Lastname]” he said and continued on with the lesson as I looked up to see Haruhi with an almost scared expression as the twins had a deadpanned expression. I gazed back with a shrug and pulled out a manga book to read, deciding to study when I got home.

----Time Skip brought to you by yaoi----

It was about lunch time so I took out my small bento box and sat down as I began to eat I felt a hand on my back I quickly grabbed the hand and turned around with a death aura surrounding me. “Ah! Mama he’s scary!” I heard Tamaki yell as I turned around pulling an innocent face which made him freeze in place clutching onto Kyoya’s arm. “Um..I’m terribly sorry Tamaki-Senpai I didn’t mean to frighten you” I said as I walked over to him taking his hand leading him towards my seat as we sat down he turned red. I took my chopsticks delicately picking up a piece of susashimi holding it close to Tamaki’s mouth. “Have a bite?” I asked softly fluttering my eyes and he turned red.

He opened his mouth as I put the susashimi in his mouth I heard a camera snap as Kyoya slipped the camera back in his bag and continued writing in his notebook of death. I heard squeals from around the lunchroom as he chewed the fish. Haruhi sat down beside me and wrapped her arms around me and I glanced for a second. It disappeared into a stone hard glare into Tamaki-Senpai’s eyes and he yelped backing away to Haruhi. The brunette was confused as she looked towards me as I was still glaring at Tamaki but then I looked towards my Bento with a blank expression. “I forgot my coffee today” I said as the twins looked over my shoulder and I stood up as I looked for something to throw and out of the corner of my eye I saw Tamaki holding a bear.

I looked at him with a shadow casted over my eyes as I took the bear and rose up as high as my arms could reach and threw it on the ground. “Not my Teddy Bear!” he whined as I walked out of the Cafeteria not bothering to get my Bento Box I huffed as I went to the abandoned music room. I saw the piano in the corner as I marched over to it and opened it as I sat down on the seat. I then raise my hands and strike the piano keys and sigh as I let my fingers glide over the keys as I played No. 4 Nocturne in F Major.

The melody of the tune was carried throughout the large room and my head swirled as I reached further into the climax as I picked up the pace keeping up with the beat. My fingers tapped every note and not one skip or note was missed and it ended with a soft chord as I sighed in relief. ‘That felt satisfying’ I thought to myself sighing softly as I stared down at the keys with an unsettling feeling. “That was absolutely marvelous, I insist you play at the ball tonight” Tamaki said and I stood up swiftly turning around my hair flipping to the side as I looked at him.

“I guess so” I shrugged softly and looked down, and then I heard squealing. Tamaki tried to mount me while the twins tried to pull him off I just sighed as I was being pulled back and forth.  ‘He has one more godforsaken time to mount me before I kick his preppy little as-‘ before I could finish my thought Haruhi brought me out of my negative thoughts. “I was wondering if you wanted to match for the ball tonight?” she asked politely and I nodding my head in agreement. I realized something right then and there, “I don’t have any suits” I thought out loud and everyone except for Haruhi, Kyoya and I gasped. “You truly are a poor child but don’t worry daddy will help his little prince!” Tamaki said very dramatically taking my arm and looking at me up and down.

“Get off me Tamaki” I said pushing him off of me gently brushing off my blazer looking at him with my arms crossed over my chest. “I’ve got it, suit shopping!” he yelled clasping his hands together. “Suit shopping?” I asked. “Yes now let’s go!” he said as he dragged me by my arm as Haruhi and the rest of the host club followed.

----Time Skip----

“Do you like this one?” Tamaki pulled out a white tux with a red rose putting the suit in front of my body to see if it fits. “Can’t I have that one” I asked pointing over to a fully black tuxedo with a [F/c] rose. Haruhi grabbed the same tux examining it with deep thought. Tamaki glanced over at me in horror and sighed softly putting the suit he chose back and grabbing me by the shoulders. “We want to please the ladies and wearing all black is almost telling them that you don’t want to engage in conversation so stay away” he said peering into my [E/c] eyes. “That’s exactly what I’m trying to do” I told him as I stared into his eyes as Haruhi chuckled slightly. He inched away slowly poking my cheek from what he thought was safe distance. “How many times did I tell you, don’t touch me!” I yelled as I flipped him over my shoulder.

Tamaki shrieked as he flew over my shoulder into a dressing room. He quickly got up and he had tears in his eyes. “Let daddy love you right now [Y/n]-chan” he yelled and I sighed and covered my face with my [S/c] hand. “Mon dieu” I said as I grabbed the suit and rose looking over at Haruhi as she smiled at me with a smile. I gave her a passionate look and then I turned my gaze to Tamaki-Senpai. “Well get up we don’t have all day” I said looking at the blonde shaking my head in disapproval and he slowly dropped to the floor his arms waving like noodles. Kyoya walked over to the blonde grabbing him by the collar as Tamaki lying lifelessly in his hands. “Why don’t we go and pay for these suits shall we children” he said casually striding over to the counter we placed the suits on the counter as Kyoya paid for the suits.

I glanced over to a small bakery that was across from the suit shop we were in. I saw a delicious cake sitting in the window and my eyes shined slightly with excitement. ‘That sexy piece of cake was calling my name I’m going to make that cake my bitc-‘my thoughts yet again being interrupted by the twins. I had one on each of my sides I turned around as I looked at the both them. “Something catch your eyes little one?” asked Hikaru. “It looks like it something that entices your mind” they both said. I nodded contently looking over to the same bakery as before and they looked that way and saw the delicious cake.

I could jump for joy if I wanted but we were in public so that wasn’t an option. Karou looked at me and pet my head ruffling my hair I huffed moving his hand away politely as I fixed my hair. “You know all you have to do is ask” Hikaru said as he looked down at me with a small pout on his face. “As your current care takers we will aid your needs and you’ve been a good boy today so you deserve it” he said with a grin. “First of all you’re not my caretakers and….thank you” I said the last part quietly turning my head to the side. They blushed softly as I was tackled to the ground by Tamaki-Senpai. “Aw my little prince” Tamaki squealed squeezing me I coughed slightly and he let go and he went into mother mode. “Are you sick?, Do you need medicine?” he yelled feeling my head. I had a tick mark forming on my head as I grabbed his wrist once again as he flew over my body once again as I slammed my foot right onto his head as he groaned slightly with tears in his eyes.

“You’re so mean [Y/n]” he whined as I put more pressure onto my foot and he panicked. “I don’t fancy you touching me so if you could refrain from doing so it would be well appreciated” I whispered in his ear. I removed my foot away placing it back on the floor as I crossed my arms as I removed my gaze from him. “Well let’s go get that cake” I said softly as I looked at the bakery that was separating my beloved cake and I. Hikaru and Kaoru glanced around me to see the cake I was talking about. “Alright son let’s go” the both of them said grabbing me by both of my wrist dragging me to the bakery. Haruhi was following in pursuit along with the rest of the host club. We walked inside the bakery and I immediately dashed over to the counter to order.

“Haruhi?” I asked looking over at her as she walked over by my side as I ordered a piece of my favorite cake and my favorite drink. “Do you want something?” I asked as she looked at the menu. “I’ll have what you’re having” she said and I was about to pull out my wallet as money was slid onto the counter as the cashier took it. I look behind me to see Takashi-Senpai and Honey-Senpai on his back as he slipped his wallet back into his pocket. The cashier gave Haruhi and I our cake as I looked over to Haruhi, “I’ll take these to our table” she said walking away with the plates holding the delicious cake. “Takashi-Senpai I had my own money I could’ve paid for it” I said looking at him. He placed his hand on my head and I gazed at him as he gave me a very small yet warm smile.

Honey-Senpai was smiling down at Takashi as he ordered almost the whole menu. The cashier had come back with the drinks Haruhi and I ordered. Haruhi watched me set down the drinks as I sat down one the seat in front of her. I picked up my fork as I sliced a tiny piece of the cake as I ate it. I heated up slightly as the cream hit my tongue I fluttered my eyes closed as my breath hitched. I was in heaven I had to be for this to taste so good, I sighed contently as I opened my eyes again. I saw the host club surrounding the table I was sharing with Haruhi. Everyone excluding Haruhi and Kyoya was blushing while looking at me. “What?” I asked looking at them confused. “You’re so cute” yelled Tamaki-Senpai as he hugged me from my side.

I continued eating my cake as I looked down at the blonde mop at my side. I took my other hand as I ran my hand through his hair. He looked at me with red cheeks I took a sip of my drink and stuck my tongue out at him. He gasped in horror “That is a very inappropriate thing to do to daddy!” he said dramatically. I huffed and continued to drink as I looked at Haruhi who laughed while covering her mouth slightly. I looked back at my cake seeing it was almost gone and I felt a very small part of my dark being break as I stared at the almost empty plate. “What’s wrong [Y/n]-chan?” asked Honey-Senpai, I continued to stare down at the last bite of my cake. If I could feel agony I would right now because I really liked that cake. I took my fork and put the cake in my mouth savoring until I swallowed. I put down my fork and sighed softly. I took a sip of my drink staring out the window. “Are you sad because you don’t have any more cake?” asked Honey-Senpai. I shrugged in response as I looked at him. “There will be plenty of cake at the ball tonight” he said. What he said caught my attention because I just remembered that I would be playing piano at the ball tonight. I slid my chair back and stood up, walking over to Kyoya as I looked at him blankly. “I’ve already prepared your music selection for the ball tonight but If you would like to go back to the club room and practice that is fine by me” he said looking up at me.

“Thank you Kyoya-Senpai” I bowed slightly as I walked out of the bakery and made my way back to the school. I strolled into the music room and I walked over to the piano and looked at the music that was laid down on top of it. I picked up the sheet music and sat down looking over it. I played out the notes of the song on the keys slowly. I softly hummed and continued to play. I looked out the window and huffed playing the song all the way through. “[Y/n]-Chan!” I heard my name being called as I was tackled off my seat. “Honey-Senpai?” I questioned him seeing he was already dressed in his tux. “Isn’t it a bit too early to be dressed?” I asked. “It’s better to be prepared you know” he replied and I shook my head and crossed my arms over my chest with a sigh. “Ack!” I stuttered out choking slightly on the air suddenly being tackled by Tamaki-Senpai.

“Senpai you’re going to kill him” yelled Haruhi. ‘This is really starting to piss me off’ I said to myself and I struggled against his grip. “Get off of me” I told him in a threatening tone and he let go staring at me with lovestruck eyes. “I just can’t help it my little prince!” he yelled fawning over my looks I rolled my eyes and looked at Haruhi. We looked back at Tamaki shaking our heads, “You’ve got to be kidding me” we both said in unison are eyes connected for a moment before Haruhi busted out in laughter. I looked at her feeling content, ‘This is my life now’ I thought to myself with hope of more good memories to come.